I'd just like to say that I know this thing is dead.

I'd like to apologize.

No, I have not been busy.

Yes, I've been lazy.

Yes, I have nothing new and exciting to really offer anyone who watches this thing.

Yes, everything I've posted here is extremely old.

Yes, I'm fairly disgusted that it's old shit.

Yes, I am currently under the belief that a monkey with a typewriter could write better things than I.

Yes, I'm currently trying to find something to post up here.

Yes, it will be something recent, I promise.

Yes, it will most likely be something I'm pleased with..... hopefully.

Yes, if it's not something I'm pleaseed with I will say so and you can agree or boost my confidence by saying that it's okay and hell, if you're feeling really generous, you'd critique me cause I know most of my writing sucks.

That being said, I'm going to go back and look through all the documents in Microsoft Word and see if there's anything interesting that I can post here.

Yes, it won't be crap.

Thank you for your constant support (I was blown over at the fact that someone friended me... can't remember the name right now but I was shocked), I'll be sure to post non-crap soon.

p.s. Who's been watching FIFA? I need someone to gush with over football.